An Ode/Lament

30 04 2009

Ode to Taco Bell

In Three Farts Parts

Part I

Volcano Taco, why have you left us?

My friends say that you still exist in other markets… was I not good enough?

Did I not eat enough of you?

With your spicy red shell, and just enough zing to make my lips burn.

In the immortal words of John Mellencamp, “Hurt So Good!”

I miss you, VT.

Part II

Chili Cheese Burrito, why won’t they make you anymore?

I know they have chili, cheese, and tortillas back there…

I also know the button is still on the computer.

You were extra good with a dab of cool sour cream.

I miss you, CCB.

Part III

Cheesy Double Beef Burrito- we’re still friend, right?

I know why they call you “Double Beef” and I can relate!

The rice and nacho cheese add just the right touch-

Two of you fill me up.

The problem is, it’s just a matter of time, right?

They will decide to take you off the menu.

All of the ingredients will be still be there on the line.

Can we stay friends?

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3 responses

30 04 2009
The Wife

I think you need help. 😉

1 05 2009
E

That was kinda funny, in an odd way!

2 05 2009
Heather

That is hilarious!!

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